The+Professor's+Joke+Corner!


 * __ Welcome to the Professor's Joke Corner! __** New Jokes Every Friday!
 * What does it take to split Rome in half?
 * A pair of Caesars!


 * What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
 * Reality


 * What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
 * It gets toad away.


 * What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
 * "Put it on my bill."